*If you think you have huge tension, look at them.
* If you think your job is tough, how about him?
* If you think your salary is low, how about her?
* If you think you don't have many friends, ask yourself if you have one sincere friend?
* If you think study is a burden, how about her?
* When you feel like giving up, think of this man.  read more

MARRIAGE,
[1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
[2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage";
[3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
[4] a very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates}
[5] a process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay later;
[6] an event which is called "tying the knot" -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
[7] a word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;  read more

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.

"Sarah wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"

"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand."

About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye.  read more

One of the best features of iPhone is that it is the best iPod Apple ever created. The recently released iPhone 3G has surpassed iPod touch and the old iPhone in regard of entertaining functions, and it even supports MOV movies and has a memeory up to 16G, which is more than enough to store multiple movies.  read more

There were two beggars sitting under the bridge for many years. There was no change in their fortune. Once God went to them and gave them three eggs each. God told both of them that “They have to express their each wish and then drop the egg to the floor and the wish will be true.”

Both were happy. First one used all the eggs and got wealth, health and wife and started living very happily.  read more

A seven year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked Mom what it meant. Mom was so shocked that she could just say that "Shame on you" and raised the middle finger repeat, followed by advise that "If anyone does that to you, just say, 'Shame on you' to that person."  read more

ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - Irresistible  read more

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte
Bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte
Aye khuda aisi takdeer bana
Woh humse khud aakar kahe
"HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"
khuda ka shukar ke hume tumse milaya
mujhe zindagi men ek naya raasta dukhaya
usne asmaan se mere liye chand ko utara
mere jeewan ko chnadi raat bna dala
khatam na ho ye pal rehti hai lab par dua  read more

This incident happened recently in North Texas .

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.  read more

Dog Adopted a Baby Goat

A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child.

Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon .  read more