Awesome girls' profiles ........taken from Shaadi.com!!!

Rekha Jan 23, 2006

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your
basic grammar after reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all
field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
what this girl wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik h ai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily . i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)

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(43) Comments

  1. shehzad Sep 9, 2007

    hi beautiful girls

    i want to friend ship or marriage with beautiful girl. who caring me and very much sex with me

  2. vinayak d.jadhav Sep 23, 2007

    HE MY NAME IS VINAYAK & I AM A FREE BUT" NORMAL LIFE" BOY "SIMPLE LIVING BUT HIGHT THINKING IS MY LIFE AIM"
    I LOOKING A WHITE (BROWN)
    MUZE MILNA HAI TO PEHLE DEKHO KE TUM MERE KABIL HO YA NHI

  3. Guest Jan 9, 2008

    pyuaaaaaar hua hai to pyaar hoenaa hee thaaaaaaaaaa. i am good girl. i very much like you profile and want you only. ok look meet me in 20 minutes under the apple tree. i'll bring my mommy ji you bring daddy ji....
    p.s sindoor will also come ;)

  4. Guest Feb 1, 2008

    I need a good and charming life partner which want to spend all her life with me
    awaiting for ur response
    iioi0ioii(at)yahoo.kom

  5. Guest Feb 20, 2008

    i am good looking boy looking humping good girl big boobs, i very sincere humper....blah blah blah....i love u...i kiss u...i miss u...i sex u

  6. Guest Feb 22, 2008

    hi i like gals very bery bery much, i am looking for a mrs.ashwariya although i cannot say that i will be faithful to her but i cna promise that she wil have bery bery bery gud time with me (wink wink)....i wud like to know she is available when i need her...if u are interested in my proposition please reply back asap...or email me. thenk you. i lab you all.

  7. Guest Mar 11, 2008

    This is totally awesome,these women have a way with words,don't they?
    Loi

  8. Guest Mar 14, 2008

    Well ..I couldn't stop laughing my self towards these statements.
    I can't think of marriage any more.
    ha ha ha.........I'd prefer to stay singlethan starting a new journey with the kind of people who doesn't know what's happening with there life, and they an't do better to thers.
    Good work !!!

  9. Guest Mar 22, 2008

    As funny as some of these appear, I think you are being insensitive, brutal and unfair. I am sure that with a somewhat limited education in the English language, these people have and are looking beyond their own community for a better future. No one can or should hold that against them. I am also sure that these women are sincere to meet respectful and caring men for a long term relationship and happy life together. Any decent and respecting man will also go out of his way to help her better her education and communications skills.

    Sincerely.

    SnowBear
    Cambridgebear1@yahoo.com

  10. Guest Apr 12, 2008

    What appears funny to you could mean a great deal to another! Aren't there other things to talk about, laugh over?! Why ridicule a person's choice of words to express himself/herself?! And how articulate do you consider yourself, anyways?! Worse, a woman does this to other women! Hypocrisy unveiled!

    God Bless your soul!

  11. Guest Apr 14, 2008

    First of all, I am not sure that these are your findings. Then the next point , in agreement with Snowbear and Anonymous, I think this is a mark of insensitivity making fun of people who are not very good at English. Correct them, gently if I may say so, but don't ridicule them. For once, try placing yourself in their shoes. After all, at least they made an effort to open themselves up to this language, even expecting this ridicule.

  12. Guest Apr 16, 2008

    If you have any shame left in you, please feel ashamed of yourself. I pity your rotten sense of humor. Couldn't you have chosen something less serious than the love aspirations of these women for your pastime? What if their English is poor? Do you think English is the yardstick to judge people? I have no intention of criticizing you. If my comment only drives you a step closer to comprehending what's serious and what's not, I would deem it a worthy effort. I will pray that you get a chance to be stuck in a non English speaking foreign country and people make fun of your language.

  13. Guest Jul 3, 2008

    Not their fault that their english is bad, but look at the UK Shaadi at http://www.loveshaadi.co.uk

  14. Guest Jul 24, 2008

    Not yet sure of frenship & marriage..only worried of sex

  15. Guest Aug 30, 2008

    Hi my name is Rocky. A guy with brains and guts. I am alone i just want to fall in a realtionship that can turn into marriege too if understanding between both goes on.

  16. Guest Sep 5, 2008

    FOR ME LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT WE MOST KNOW HOW TO LIVE IT IN THE END WE WILL ALL DIE I TRUST IN GOD IM CHRISTIEN AND I WHANT TO SAY ; IF SOMTHING MACKE ME THINK IN HOPPE AND TRUSTING MY SELFE IS LOVE BC I KNOW THE FELLING I CANT TELL U HOW I KNOW FELLING I JUST WHANT TO SAY WEN IM LOOKING INTO MY SPIRIT INTO MY MINE INTO MY HEART WEN I KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT WHAT IS WRONG I KNOW WHO THE PERSONE MUST BE ,IF I LIKE TO SLEEP TO DREAM ABOUT MY REAL LOVE ABOUT THIS REAL ANGEL SOMTHIME I CRAY BC MY FELLING DONT STOP ,, SOMTIME I SAY WEN I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE I WISH TO LIVE FOR EVER BC I CANT STOP FALLING IN LOVE I HATE GIRL WHO THINK ONLY IN SEX AND MONY AND FAMOUS NO BODDY HE WILL TACKE SOMTHING WITH HIM WEN HE DIEAD DONT LOSE UR SELF FOR MONY OR FOR SOMTHING U CANT GET IT LOOK IN UR SPIRIT HUMAN (IF SOMONE WON THE WORLD AND HE LOOSE HIS SELF HE IS A WINNER?)WE TRY TO LIVE IN OUR IMAGINATION MEYBE WE WELL GET % BUT WE CAN GET ALL THING WE WHONT IT ,FOR ME MY IMAGINATION TO FOUND MY REAL LOVE A GIRL KNOW HOW TO LIVE KNOW HOW SHE THINK WHAT IS WRIGHT AND WRONG HAVE THE REAL FELLING IN LOVE ........>>>>>>IM MARC TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME IF U ARE INTEREST IN LOVE AND LIVING TRUE LIFE ADD ME HONESTMAN911@HOTMAIL.COM

  17. Guest Sep 5, 2008

    FOUND MY TRUE LOVE I WISH TO LIVE FOR EVER BC I CANT STOP FALLING IN LOVE I HATE GIRL WHO THINK ONLY IN SEX AND MONY AND FAMOUS NO BODDY HE WILL TACKE SOMTHING WITH HIM WEN HE DIEAD DONT LOSE UR SELF FOR MONY OR FOR SOMTHING U CANT GET IT LOOK IN UR SPIRIT HUMAN (IF SOMONE WON THE WORLD AND HE LOOSE HIS SELF HE IS A WINNER?)WE TRY TO LIVE IN OUR IMAGINATION MEYBE WE WELL GET % BUT WE CAN GET ALL THING WE WHONT IT ,FOR ME MY IMAGINATION TO FOUND MY REAL LOVE A GIRL KNOW HOW TO LIVE KNOW HOW SHE THINK WHAT IS WRIGHT AND WRONG HAVE THE REAL FELLING IN LOVE ........>>>>>>IM MARC TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME IF U ARE INTEREST IN LOVE AND LIVING TRUE LIFE ADD ME HONESTMAN911@HOTMAIL.COM

  18. Guest Sep 7, 2008

    Assalam-O-Aliakum!
    Hey, I belong to a sayyed Family. My profession Digital Photography & Graphics Designing & doing Job in ARY Digital Tv Network.
    I am a very easy going person, sociable, honest, caring and good family values.I want my life partner should be self-respected. She should be caring, warm and respect elders. She should be more like a friend, who loves to enjoy life with a good sense of humor.
    Take care
    Israr Ali Shah

  19. Guest Sep 17, 2008

    There are lots of websites talking about numbers of profiles but they are not serious about the quality. I have seen one website who is serious about quality, and got ISO 9000:2001 quality certification too. www.shadilagn.com Harsha S.

  20. Guest Sep 21, 2008

    This is really not funny. When I first checked this site I really thought i would be reading some really funny stuff. It's shameful that all you could see was a few "desperate" girls trying to get hooked up. What you couldnt see is that those girls are sincerely hoping that they would meet someone nice, that they are looking forward to a better future because for some of them life is really not a piece of cake. I really cant put into words that upsetting feeling that I am having right now just thinking that a girl posted all this. You having a go at their way of writing means that you have had a higher level of education than them... too bad they didnt teach you how to be compassionate and empathic at school... and too bad they didnt teach you how to be less a bitch!!! Oh well... there might be still room for improvement. Get a boyfriend... at least you would have nicer activities to do... If you cant find one ... register on shaadi.com and blow everyone's mind with your perfect english!!!

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