10 reasons why we know Santa is a man

1. No dress sense.

2. Never replies to your letters.

3. The chances of getting what you ask for are nil.

4. Beer Belly.

5. Will only commit to one day a year.

6. Obsessed with stockings.

7. He never stops to ask for directions.

8. Too lazy to shave.

9. He always wears the same clothes.

10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him .......... and he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards.

Please remember this isn't my personal views - was just something I was sent, and I thought I would post!