Santa Jokes

Multiplications

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match..

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Biwi ko padhaunga
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

Santa & frog
Santa: Main nikala gadi le ke nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe , maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: "Oye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?"

Cigarette
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

Imagine
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Santa fell out
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?

A: He was ironing the curtain

Brake fail
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta fell in love
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.

A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."

Fighting
santa & banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?

santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?

santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

The Plane Ride Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "