Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)

samatha Jul 2, 2007

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...(both are equally dense!!)

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..LOL!!!

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

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(8) Comments

  1. Raj Yadav Jul 6, 2007

    hey!!!! hello
    is it fare??? y r u insulting man!!!!

  2. sharjeel mohd Sep 19, 2007

    seems tht a guy didnt pay u after a night's stand...
    three cheers 4 tht guy..
    u poor whore...shows tht u were fucked in ur ass!

  3. Radhika Roy Sep 22, 2007

    It only proves how right samatha is..
    You cant even reply decently to a piece.You cant even take a joke sportingly.People like you dont belong to this site.Go to hell!

  4. Radhika Roy Sep 22, 2007

    People who can't take a joke get lost.

  5. losko bosko Sep 26, 2007

    I wonder what if i was writing something similar about women. Would people take a joke like that easily?

    The only group you can insult, while being politically correct, is men..

    Of course, I understand this is a joke, and I can smile. But I am a bit offended, too.

    P.S.:
    Pardon my very bad English, i am Italian.

  6. Sunny Sep 26, 2007

    Not all but many women, takes easily...

    it all depends upon one's mentality, circumstances, and mood etc decides taking easy or not.

  7. Sunny Sep 27, 2007

    http://gleez.com/articles/relationship/men-r-so-simple

    have a look n let U share ur views

  8. sricharan Sep 28, 2007

    Do u think Guys like that...........
    If so u r wrong.......
    Dont under estimate guyssssssss..........
    They Can Do Anything....
    A B C D E F G
    A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.........

    Don't forget that.................!!!!!!!!!!!!