why women are lucky?

Shilpa Sep 6, 2005

  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses.
  • It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's pathetic to be a mommy's boy.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in our clothes.
  • Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.
  • We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
  • People are amazed when we talk about football, cars and politics. They are disgusted when men talk about cosmetics, childbirth and the price of vegetables.
  • We live longer, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood.
  • Taxis always stop for us.
  • We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
  • We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
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(1) Comments

  1. Sunny Nov 7, 2005

    Hi Shilpa,

    This link has something to add to your post.
    http://gleez.com/articles/relationship/diffrences_njoy_it
    I mean both are related.

    Cheers,
    Sunny