Funny sms

1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

2) Arz kiya hai :

Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,

Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..

Wah.,Wah.,

3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!

5) Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.

6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..

7) why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..

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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
i should not interfere.. ;-)

8) Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

9) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?

Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.

10) Mohobbat me jene wale..
'Khushnaseeb hote hai.'
Mohobbat me marnewale..
'Ajeeb hote hai.'
Aur..Harwaqt. .
Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..

'Badhtameej hote hai'..Bt wait.
Aisa apun ko lagta hai.
Aapko kya lagta hai ?
Jawaab deneka.
Warna jawaab nhi denewale..

Dimaag k marij hote hai !