Synopsis:

Bizarre has a new meaning and it's called KAMBAKKHT ISHQ.

Of late, Akshay Kumar has earned the reputation of making you laugh in film after film. You expect KAMBAKKHT ISHQ, his new outing, to transport you to ha-ha-land, given the smart-n-chic promos of the film.

KAMBAKKHT ISHQ belongs to the same family of films which have wooed the masses, such as MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI, WELCOME, SINGH IS KINNG and GOLMAAL RETURNS. The prime motive is to entertain you for the next 2 hours, logic be damned.

Yet, KAMBAKKHT ISHQ is different because it depicts the battle of the sexes, a theme that's rarely depicted on the Hindi screen. The lingo is poles apart, so is the attitude. In fact, this is a modern take on relationships, with the two hours divided between laughter and emotions, frivolous and reality.

1. Kim Ung-Yong: Attended University at age 4, Ph.D at age 15; world's highest IQ

This Korean super-genius was born in 1962 and might just be the smartest guy alive today (he's recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest IQ of anyone on the planet). By the age of four he was already able to read in Japanese, Korean, German, and English. At his fifth birthday, he solved complicated differential and integral calculus problems. Later, on Japanese television, he demonstrated his proficiency in Chinese, Spanish, Vietnamese, Tagalog, German, English, Japanese, and Korean. Kim was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under "Highest IQ"; the book estimated the boy's score at over 210.

Kim was a guest student of physics at Hanyang University from the age of 3 until he was 6. At the age of 7 he was invited to America by NASA. He finished his university studies, eventually getting a Ph.D. in physics at Colorado State University before he was 15. In 1974, during his university studies, he began his research work at NASA and continued this work until his return to Korea in 1978 where he decided to switch from physics to civil engineering and eventually received a doctorate in that field. Kim was offered the chance to study at the most prestigious universities in Korea, but instead chose to attend a provincial university. As of 2007 he also serves as adjunct faculty at Chungbuk National University.

When it comes to teenagers changing what they eating is not very easy, there mindset is usually I am young nothing can stop me. This is very true but in some cases its not, many teens are overweight and are in diet need of a diet. So you ask what is a Easy diet for a teenager then I will tell you. It basically consist of watching what you eat.

You must keep an eye on what you consume, even if it means the kid next to you is enjoying there grease soaked hamburger toy must have patience and keep to your goal. A good rule of thumb is to eat by yourself for a while until you get the hang of things, this will increase your rate of success. In two weeks top of doing this you will have the dedication to withstand all your friend eating a a whole pizza pie in your face, now that takes dedication.

When it comes to eating the sky is the limit and the choices are endless you can eat whatever you want but when deiting it is quite different. You do not have that choice when you are eating healthy, but you have to make a sacrafice. So you ask yourself what are the Benefits of a well balanced diet? The answer is quite easy good health.

To many people good health is worth it's own weight in gold and many top paid celebrities and athletes sacrifice time and money for that perfect shape. It's not all about looks though, a well balanced diet adds vigor and vitality and when you are old it really means something. Just put it this way would you rather be 70+ in a wheel chair or still enjoying life.

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back "You're under arrest!" For what?
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

New style of writing a love letter :

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love)
and my AIWA (Pure passion).
I always BPL ( Believe in the best) and
you are SANSUI (Better than the best).
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

ASTROLOGY CHOCOLATE GUIDE

ARIES: Chooses the best chocolates for themselves and leaves the leftover's for everyone else.

TAURUS: Likes the chocolates with the soft center.

GEMINI: Chooses their chocolates by pushing their finger in first.

CANCER: Tends to eat their chocolates with a big smile on their face.

LEO: Wants to be in charge of the chocolates.

There was a rich old noble who lived in a great palace. There also lived nearby a poor man in a dilapidated hut, who subsisted on crumbs of food cast away by others. But he was ever cheerful, and never complained of his ill-luck.

Once it so happened that the poor man had nothing to eat for a long while. So he went to the rich noble for help. The old noble received him kindly and asked what for he had come. The poor man said that for days he had nothing to eat and that he would be happy if he was given some food. "Is that all!" said the noble. "Come, sit down!" Then he called-out; "Boy! A very important guest has come to dine with me. Ask the chief to make ready the dinner at once, and bring some water to wash our hands."

A man and his wife, moved from Ahmedabad ,Gujarat to Bombay , Chattrappatti Shivaji .

The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Gujarat , it cost them Rupees 100,000-. ( Rupees One Hundred Thousand ( Ek Lakh ) Per year!

When they arrived in Bombay , they went to Kanjibhai's insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the man's wooden leg.

Kanjibhai looked it up on the computer and said: 'Rupee 2,000/- ( Two Thousand ).'