SMART ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

SMART ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead..'

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."

Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

Gestational diabetes is often a neglected infection of 1 to 2% of all pregnant women is typically in the second half of pregnancy. Because the disease almost always goes without any symptoms, but without treatment can have serious consequences for the fetus, every pregnant woman between the 20th and 28th week of pregnancy should be investigated. This is especially true for obese women and women whose close relatives have diabetes.

Gestational diabetes is a disorder in carbohydrate metabolism that occurs or is discovered during pregnancy. If dietary measures alone are sufficient for the disorder under control, or whether this is insulin, does not matter.

What causes gestational diabetes?

"I am changed on bed. Low sexual drive, Low Libido or complain about a headache."

More and more women try to find help when they are discouraged sexually. Look support from friends, professional’s health, such as psychiatrists and gynecologists. Rarely open with their partners because they felt threatened the stability of their relationships.

Often, they adopt the old attitude of fight or flight. That is, either fighting the problem by insisting on their sexual relationship, although not pleasant, pretending enjoyment and orgasm, which leaves the partner out of touch and excluded as support, or escape the sexual contact as the devil flees from the cross , complaining of headaches, fatigue and irritation, avoiding the support of the partner, which often feels rejected.

The Samajwadi Party (SP) Tuesday expelled its high profile leaders Amar Singh and Jaya Prada for their anti-party activities officially. Till now they were not officially expelled from the party. Former general secretary Amar Singh hit back within minutes to describe the expulsion as “a blessing in disguise”.

“Amar Singh and Jaya Prada, one Rajya Sabha member and other Lok Sabha member, have been expelled from the Samajwadi Party for their anti-party activities,” newly-appointed SP general secretary Mohan Singh told reporters in Lucknow.

The SP has also sacked four Uttar Pradesh legislators.

Amar Singh quickly responded to the latest decision saying it was “dictatorial”.

U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.

Please spare a couple of minutes here... for the sake of India ... our country.

I got this article from one of my friends, but it's true, I can see this in day to day life, Small example,

Before 5 months 1 US $ = IND Rs 39

After 5 months. Now it is 1$ = IND Rs 50

Do you think US Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our Economy is in u'r hands

Oscar winner musician A.R. Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire) has been nominated for yet another award—excellence in musical scoring for 2009 by International Film Music Critics Association (IFMCA).

He has been nominated in “best original score for a comedy film” category for “Couples Retreat”, his first venture into mainstream Hollywood, along with James Newton Howard (Duplicity), Marvin Hamlisch (The Informant!), Alexandre Desplat (Julie & Julia), and Debbie Wiseman (Lesbian Vampire Killers).

IMFCA, which has members from around the world, will announce the winners of its Sixth Annual Awards on February 26. Founded by Mikael Carlsson, it is an association of online, print and radio journalists who specialize in writing about original film and television music.

The once peaceful Hyderabad city is slowly becoming a crime capital and also a hub for terrorists. Now, a new wave of terror is spreading and that is in the form of ‘kidnapper-killers’. Earlier, kidnapping cases used to get sorted out with prompt police intervention.

But now, things have gone beyond control. The latest incident of the killing of Vaishnavi has put the rich parents of kids on their toes. Though it has happened in Vijayawada, and that too a family strife between first wife’s children and second wife of a real estate baron, the buzz is that similar gangs are now operating in Hyderabad as well and that is a cause for concern.

“Dongalu Padda Six Months ki Dog’s Barking Chesayi,” this is how our state police work. Little girl naga vaishnavi is brutally murdered, her father Prabhakar died by continuous heart strokes.

Now, Police are suspecting that Prabhakar’s brother-in-law (brother of his first wife), named Venkat Rao goud and his cousin Srinivas and a gang of rowdy sheeters are involved in this brutal murder.

What a progress, hats off to our state Police. Is there any law and order in the state? Is there any administrative machinery running in the state?