There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.

The first blond asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent that the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen.  No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response.  Just listening.

2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

3. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... 
Email fun pages to your friends.  Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them.

Why is a blonde like a computer? Because you don't know how much they mean to you till they go down on you.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

A smart blonde, dumb blonde, and Santa Claus are walking down the street and they see a $100 bill. Who picks it up and why? The dumb blond, the other two

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

Since over fifty years of independence have come to pass and now nearly 1000 million Indians take pride in singing their national anthem, it is amazing that most of us are not aware of its background and meaning. A few facts of which you might be unaware. To begin with, India's national anthem, Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, was written by Rabindranath Tagore in honor of King George V and the Queen of England when they visited India in 1919. To honor their visit Pandit Motilal Nehru had five stanzas included, which Are in praise of the King and Queen.

BOYS

A heart is not a playing thing, A heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy.
Boys,they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he is true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue.

1.    You can stare at any Girl.......    

2.    You don't have to spend money on her.  

3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves . 

5. This can be more to life than just waiting for  the bloody phone to ring

One of the most memorable case studies I came across with as I studied Japanese management at Sophia University in Tokyo was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.

The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a box of soap that was empty. It immediately isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management tasked its engineers to solve the problem.