A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster.She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew he meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . 

Isn’t it fascinating if you’re successful with the woman you encounter? No, then stop reading, not even a word. This is for those who want to be successful with women.

What I mean meeting is not just getting introduced, there’s lot of difference between guy meets a woman and guy gets a woman and this deals with how a guy gets a woman, not just meeting.

You would be jealous when you see a short, lean, dark guy having nice girlfriend, yes, it’s human instance, but how to overcome?

Unfortunately, many men will excuse themselves from success by saying, “I’m not rich or famous… I’m not tall or handsome. I don’t have a chance to be successful like those other guys.” This, of course, puts the idea of success into the mental realm of impossibility.

Crisis: An unstable or crucial time or state of affairs whose outcome will make a decisive difference for better or worse (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary). 

With the increasing complexities in business, at any point of time there would be a risk of encountering a situation, which may invariably damage the health or reputation of a company in some way or other if handled improperly by the management. 

As everyone knows, crisis situations can, and do, occur on any project during any stage of development and/or at any time. "Planning before Panic" during a crisis is the key to keeping oneself motivated to continue and a successful (and profitable) business outcome. ( Dennis Woolbert, CEO)