Archive - Mar 2006

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Feeding Time

An old farmer decided to visit a pond in the back of his property that he had  not visited in a long time. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and  laughing.

As he came closer, he discovered a bunch of young women were skinny dipping in his pond. He politely made the women aware of his presence, and soon they all  moved to the deep end of the pond.

March 31st

Life

“Positive pictures come out from negatives developed in a dark room: So if you find yourself lonely and in dark, understand

Unknown

Why Should Not "WE"

UNITED WE STAND

 

DIVIDED WE FALL”

 

We all know this

 

Still we are divided in all.

Fact

EXPECTATIONS CREATE DISAPPOINTMENTS

— SUMIT

Fact

NOTHING IS PERMANENT

— Anonymous

March 25th

Falling in Love

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.  

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love. 

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting   for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

March 24th

Never go on appearance

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.
 
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He then handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box.

March 23rd

A Story on Friendship

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.
 
"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me.
 
"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

March 20th

GUYS GET BENIFIT FROM THIS F1-VISA INTERVIEWS AND DETAILS--GOOD LUCK

HEY GUYS..I AM RAKESH PLANNING TO DO MS..THESE ARE SOME VISA EXPERIENCES OF FEW PEOPLE..SO,GET BENIFT FROM THEM AND ROCK IN U R FUTURE..

NOTE:THESE ARE NOT MY EXPERINCES BUT COLLECTED FROM OTHER PLACES OF INFORMATION..I AM STILL IN MY FINAL YEAR.. IF ANY ONE NEED EXTRA INFO..PLEASE MAIL ME..

THE INTERVIEW:

March 18th

Performance Appraisals

Terms Used on Performance Appraisals and Their Real Meanings

Good Communication Skills - Spends a lot of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too