Archive - Apr 2006

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April 28th

How SMS Works

Just when we're finally used to seeing everybody constantly talking on their cell phones, it suddenly seems like no one is talking at all. Instead, they're typing away on tiny numerical pads, using their cell phones to send quick messages. SMS, or text messaging, has replaced talking on the phone for a new "thumb generation" of texters. In this article, we'll find out how text messaging works, explore its uses and learn why it sometimes takes a while for your text message to get to its recipient.

April 25th

An old man

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was a very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles

praveen bhai hassan ! park ur smiles..

i'm ruuuuu iiii nnnn iinn ggggg oh ... 2 spoil ur sad n mood blocks... chk me every minute.. Innocent no wonders sardarji hogaya bore kounki chal basa usein pechein door se kyonki praveen bhai bhi hassan.... hey 1 minute... do u know guys wth wanky hanky @^$%~**^$ Sealed[censored please] ... here's ur dude.. waist waste waits 4m 2morrow.Tongue out...

April 24th

TECH SUPPORT

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY U THINK TO MEET A NICE GIRL

First impressions are most of the time VERY IMPORTANT…this is when the girl get’s to see how the guy CAN BE in a relationship…because…if he is capable of being a gentleman first hand, than he should too be one in the long one…if you want a nice girl, they’re all around. as long as you too are nice. just be yourself and DON’T LIE about something stupid or you think is stupid because im pretty sure she’ll just laugh and brush it off…so just be true to who you are and you’ll find the right one. It doesn’t have to be hard.

High Tech Comm.....

Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.

Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.

April 20th

IT Companys Full Names...Checkout for company

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
 
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
 
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
 
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
 
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

Friendship

There is no gre,There is no greater blessing than an understanding friend,who's there in times of trouble and on whom we can depend.A friend who knows our every mood And brightens cloudy days, One who's slow to criticize But quick to offer praise.  There is no greater blessing Than a friend who always cares, One  who will remember us In daily thoughts and prayers. 

April 17th

FRNDS 4 EVER

"Friends. A simple word isn't it? It's uttered everyday to almost every person imaginable. Who are your friends? I used to think that friends were the people that you could laugh and talk to. Now I know that friends aren't that, they're the people that touch ur heart. You could spend hours with them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just becuase it was with them. They're the people you can

FRINDS 4 EVER

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words...............

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