Archive - May 2006

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May 29th

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

May 26th

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Question & Answer Session on Health Issues

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

May 25th

Arjun Singh's interview - India of our dreams deserves a better HRD

CNN-IBN
Posted Sunday , May 21, 2006 at 20:58

Karan Thapar: Hello and welcome to the Devil's Advocate. As the debate over the reservations for the OBCs divides the country, we ask - What are the government's real intentions? That is the critical questions that I shall put today in an exclusive interview to the Minister for Human Resource Development Arjun Singh.

Most of the people would accept that steps are necessary to help the OBCs gain greater access to higher education. The real question is - Why do you believe that reservations is the best way of doing this?

May 21st

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji's comment on reservation

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that.

Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.

The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

Birth Test

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.  To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.

A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
 

May 18th

Enterprise Resource Planning systems

Enterprise Resource Planning systems (ERPs) integrate (or attempt to integrate) all data and processes of an organization into a unified system. A typical ERP system will use multiple components of computer software and hardware to achieve the integration. A key ingredient of most ERP systems is the use of a unified database to store data for the various system modules.

Origion of Term:

May 17th

Height of appeasement

This is what is called as "height of minority appeasement". Are the politicians keep away thier brains when they take over the job.

The movie is written by a chritian, directed and produced by a christian. But why on this earth one should ban the show in India. To the heights, Italy supposedly the heaven for Roman catholics didnt ban this movie but...... To complete, let somebody save us from these politicians....

May 14th

I Need Some One

I need someone to love me for me, And not for what I could be.

I need someone who actually cares, Not just someone that sits there and stares.

Everytime I'm with someone sweet, I think man this is someone no one could beat.

But everytime I'm proven wrong, And every time I wish I was strong.

Because I'm not you know, And I'm not someone you can just throw.

I need someone that I can have a love affair with, And I don't mean the kind the makes you writhe.

Moving On.........

The time has come, its all so clear,
I must forget about you, and not cast a single tear, I must forget the fun memories we shared, It hurts because I know no other love will compare,

You were the one, my armor covered knight, In every dark time, you made my life bright, It's true you're gone, And I need to move on,

I thought we were put on earth to flirt and smile, But God decided we'd only be together for a little while, Forget about the times you held my hand, And the sweet words, "If I can,"