Republic Day marks the adoption of India's republican constitution in 1950 - three years after independence from Britain

French President Nicholas Sarkozy was the guest of honour at the parade during which India's latest military hardware was displayed.

Tens of thousands of people gathered in the centre of Delhi, once the heart of India's colonial past.

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to
hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

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