Archive - Jan 30, 2008

Short Jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Serene Knocking

A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, “This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery.

He left this note for us to pick up from Post office, but my husband was home all the time. Why could not he knock our doors and deliver parcel at home?”

My love for you will never tire

I love you with all my heart;
I long for you when we're apart;

I wish I could wipe away all your tears;
Look you in your eyes and somehow take away all your fears;

I wish I could also take away your pain;
Love you in such a way that you will know you have everything to gain;

NRIs who made India proud in year 2007

1. Sunita Williams:

As a woman and an NRI, she made everyone proud with her new record for the longest uninterrupted space flight by a woman in June. "Planet Earth looks beautiful from space. There are no borders on the Earth," she said, recounting her space experience of 195-days aboard the space shuttle Discovery. The Shuttle's re-entry held everyone on edge but its smooth landing made history. Reminding Indians about the late Kalpana Chawla, Sunita visited India in september and made news wherever she went.

2. Bobby Jindal: