I sit here tonight
with thoughts of you.
Wishing you were here with me
like I always do.
I know that we will be together
again some day.
When that day comes we will have nothing but
smiles on our faces and our skies no longer grey.
In this time that we are apart,
I know that we are in one anothers heart.
We always will be,
just like we were from the start.
Professor- heavens! my wallet is stolen.
wife- did'nt u feel a hand in your pocket.
Proffessor- i sure did but i thought it was mine!
An absent-minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see A large sign on his shop saying- OUT FOR LUNCH so, he sat down and waited for himself
An absent-minded husband slammed his wife and kissed his door good-bye.
The Best of Financial Meltdown jokes from the BBC
1. How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday
2. What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start