Archive - Oct 26, 2008

Happy Deepawali

Lamps are lit in the evening to welcome the goddess. They are believed to light up Her path.

Lakshmi Puja consists of a combined puja of five deities: Ganesha is worshipped at the beginning of every auspicious act as Vighnaharta; Goddess Lakshmi is worshipped in her three forms - Mahalakshmi (the goddess of wealth and money), Mahasaraswati (the goddess of books and learning), and Mahakali; Kuber (the treasurer of the gods) is also worshipped.

Spread a new cloth on a raised platform. Place a handful of grains in the centre and, on this, place a kalash (pitcher) made of gold, silver, copper, or terracotta. Fill three-fourth of the kalash with water and place a betel nut, a flower, a coin, and some rice grains in it. Arrange five kinds of leaves or mango leaves in the kalash .

Buy Yourself Some Panties!

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.

The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."

Shayari

main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho
tum jahan peh bayth k jati ho
main waheen pe betha rehta hoon
us cheez ko choota rehta hoon
main aisi mohabbt karta hoon

tum jis se huns k milti ho
main us ko dost banata hoon
tum jis rustay par chalti ho
main us say aata jata hoon
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

tum jin ko daykhti rehti ho