Archive - Nov 23, 2008

Here is something to relieve your TENSIONS.........

Here is something to relieve your TENSIONS.........

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai....

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...

Sardar painting the porch

A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an up market colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" the owner says.