Archive - Nov 9, 2008

Alcohol Dependence (Alcoholism)

DIAGNOSTIC FEATURES

Alcohol Dependence is a condition characterized by the harmful consequences of repeated alcohol use, a pattern of compulsive alcohol use, and (sometimes) physiological dependence on alcohol (i.e., tolerance and/or symptoms of withdrawal). This disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.

COMPLICATIONS

School and job performance may suffer either from hangovers or from actual intoxication on the job or at school; child care or household responsibilities may be neglected; and alcohol-related absences may occur from school or job. The individual may use alcohol in physically hazardous circumstances (e.g., drunk driving or operating machinery while intoxicated). Legal difficulties may arise because of alcohol use (e.g., arrests for intoxicated behavior or for drunk driving).

I DO LOVE YOU

When you're down and you're troubled,
and nothing seems to be right.
Just call me and talk to me,
you know I'll try my best to make it all right.

I know I'm just a close friend to you,
and nothing ever more.
But if that's all I get to be,
I'll take the job with honour and pride.

It's just so impossible to let you know how I feel,
because every time I try, you talk about her.

Irish Jokes

BLESS ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED !!!!

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.