I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
I do not know which makes a man more conservative to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
A ill mannered waitress became suddenly sick on the job while serving and had to be rushed by ambulance to the emergency room of a nearby hospital.
She was laid on one of the tables and set aside waiting to get the attention of a doctor for about an hour.
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians.
Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, “Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please. “ Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money.
A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. “Tomorrow hurricane, no shooting please.” Sure enough a hurricane came and Director saved the money.