One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city harlot who unfortunately forgot to take her pant from the lawyer's car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came in open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug."
* ** ** ** ** ** ** * * WAQT NAHI **
**Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,*
*Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. **
**Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein, *
*Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. **
**Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai, *
*Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi. **
**Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,*
*Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi. **
**Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain, *
When it's not Aishwarya Rai Bachchan paying a flying visit to hubby Abhishek shooting in Jaipur, it's Sanjay Dutt tying the knot with girlfriend Manyataa. Or Kareena Kapoor rushing over to be with Saif Ali Khan.
Not to forget the newly-minted star Deepika Padukone's little romance with Yuvraj Singh, her friendly patch-up with Ranbir Kapoor and his alliance with socialite Nandita Mahtani who was once dating Dino Morea. Dino of course has reportedly found love with Lara Dutta whose relationship with long-standing paramour Kelly Dorjee went kaput a while ago.
*Marriage*
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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For Sale :
Wedding dress, size 8.
Worn once by mistake.
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.