A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.

So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy.

Usefulness of Dad

An inquisitive four-year-old watching too much TV
was learning from the Mom.
Child: Who protects us from bad guys robbing our house?
Mom: The policeman does that honey.
Child: Mom if the house gets fire who saves us?
Mom: The fireman does that dear.
Child: Where does our food come from?
Mom: The farmer brings that dear.

There's none more perfect
than a friend-
A friend whose smile
and thoughtful ways,
add happiness to everyday;
A friend who cheers
and comforts me,
And i have found that
kind of friend in you!
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God picked up a flower
and dipped it in dew,
he lovingly touched it
which turned into you,