Archive - Mar 21, 2008

Mental Feng Shui

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

200 cool sms

1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

3) Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne

Some engineer jokes..

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map
the wrong way.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

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