Thukra ke usne mujhko,
kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha
Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane k lye,
ek bar jee k to dekho hamare liye.
dil ki kya aukaat apke samne,
hum to jaan bhi de denge apko pane ke liye.
Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,
In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and the butcher had no great formal education.
• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
• Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
• Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!