The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?
Pahle hume shikayat thi ki,
Is bhari duniya me hamesha khudko akela paya..
Bhari hui mehfil me jaise akela Jalta hua chirag…
Aur achanak ab,
Maillist me dosto ki bheed Badhne lagi..
Har kisiko dost banana hai..
Jaise har koi hume doondh raha hai..
Par ab hamne tanha rehna sikh liya hai….
Aur vohi achha bhi lagne laga hai….
Jaise…
Mai aur meri Tanhai…
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.