The New ...... New Alphabet for SENIORS

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right . . . but now it won"t float!

Age before beauty is what we once said, But let"s be a bit more realistic instead :

Now...The Alphabet

A"s for arthritis;
B"s the bad back,
C"s the chest pains , perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,