I could feel the movement of your body
As we strolled across the floor,
You held me close and whispered
You're what I've been searching for.
You had eyes that sparkled like diamonds
A turned up nose and skin so fair
When we touched, it was like lightning,
Sparks flashed and flew everywhere.
We were lost in a world of our own
No one else was in the room,
Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho's car over and told him that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive Alive safety competition.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck. 'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license,' Sipho answered.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
A few weeks ago I talked to a man whose wife had just been killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked at the school where she worked and the school system shut down on Monday for her funeral. On the day the teachers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail which the woman had sent on Friday before she left school.
GOLDEN EDITION: The gold and diamond special edition of Kohl is valued at $10,000, but should sell for much more at a charity auction in October.
A golden and diamond-encrusted edition of the Middle East�s leading Asian women�s magazine will be auctioned for charity in October and is expected to fetch more than $10,000.
DYNAMIC TOWER: Italian architect David Fisher announces the world's first building in motion in New York. (Getty Images)
The "Dynamic Tower", a slender, shifting skyscraper of rotating luxury apartments, was presented in project-form Tuesday in New York by Italian architect David Fisher, before it goes up in Dubai.
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
A woman who defied medical odds and spent her life living in an iron lung died after a power cut shut down the machine helping her breathe.
Dianne Odell, 61, had been confined to the 7ft-long metal tube since contracting polio when she was three.
Her home near Memphis, Tennessee, suffered a lengthy power failure and relatives were unable to start a back-up generator?
[1] If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
[2] Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
[3] Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
[4] Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
[5] If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Sweet words are easy to say,
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find
Life ends when U stop dreaming,
Hope ends when U stop believing,
Love ends when U stop caring,
Friendship ends when U stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever you consider a friend.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,