9. Lost City of Helike
In the late 2nd century AD, the Greek writer Pausanias wrote an account of how (4-500 years earlier?) in one night a powerful earthquake destroyed the great city of Helike, with a Tsunami washing away what remained of the once-flourishing metropolis.

The city, capital of the Achaean League, was a worship centre devoted to the ancient god poseidon, god of the sea. There was no trace of the legendary society mentioned outside of the ancient Greek writings until 1861, when an archeologist found some loot thought to have come from Helike - a bronze coin with the unmistakable head of Poseidon.

Multiplications

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match..

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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