A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was Transferred to a new School in Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual
Date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...
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Deer sur,
[1] Dirty old man businessman Boss winks at the flirt secretary and says, "For a week you and I will go abroad, so pretend making a business trip."
[2] Secretary immediately makes a call to Husband, "For a week my boss and I will be going abroad for business, so you look after yourself."
[3] Crooked husband makes call to his foxy secret lover, "My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together."
[4] Secret lover makes call to the small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Shimoga is a true picture of nature's bounty-landscapes dotted with waterfalls, swaying palms and lush paddy fields make for picturesque locales.
Shimoga, almost central on the Karnataka map is the rice bowl of the State . The rivers Tungabhadra, Sharavathi, Varada and Kumudavathi inundate the luxuriant greens of the region.Shimoga was ruled by the great Indian dynasties of the Kadambas, Gangas, Chalukyas, Rastrakutas, Keladi and Vijaynagar Kings. Shimoga ( Face of Shiva) , was established by the Keladi rulers. It reached its pinnacle during the rule of Shivappa Nayaka around 1600 A.D.