MARRIAGE,
[1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
[2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage";
[3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
[4] a very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates}
[5] a process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay later;
[6] an event which is called "tying the knot" -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
[7] a word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;
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Marriage Defined
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Stinking Complement
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
"Sarah wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"
"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand."
About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye.
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Convert DVD and HD video to iPhone 3G on Mac
One of the best features of iPhone is that it is the best iPod Apple ever created. The recently released iPhone 3G has surpassed iPod touch and the old iPhone in regard of entertaining functions, and it even supports MOV movies and has a memeory up to 16G, which is more than enough to store multiple movies.
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