Archive - Jul 5, 2008

What is the difference between girls aged

What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

DIVINE ASSISTANCE

There was once a man who was a great devotee of God. He always believed that God would take care of him, regardless of the circumstances. One day a great flood came to the town in which he lived. All the neighbors began evacuating their homes. However, this man was not worried. "God will take care of me," he assured himself.

Did You Take The Red Pill Or The Blue Pill?

In the movie The Matrix, Neo is offered a choice: take the red pill or the blue pill.

In the words of Morpheus, “You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Remember—all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.”