Archive - Sep 20, 2008

Good Morning

Shadows Of yesterday
Have faded away
Sun has reappeared
It\'s a brand new day
Birds singing their song
Loud and clear
Announcing to the world
A new day is here

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west
Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good Morning to you
Have a nice day !

Giving Up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

Doctor and Jasbir (Hindi Joke)

Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?