RIDDLES

What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
"You bore me."

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He wanted to have a hot time.

How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore.

How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
A horse has forelegs in front and two behind.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.