Suprising offer! Amazing games for iPod!
-------[b]Suprising offer! Amazing games for iPod! [/b]
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School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today' How quickly the years pass
*Tips for the ladies in year 2008*
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain? The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!