Archive - 2008 - Article

December 16th

How Do You Explain What You Do Online To Your Girl Friend

Now, this is a really funny topic BUT when you consider it, you will find out that it is a really tough set of questions.

Let's start...

You are in a eatery in down-town Lagos, you meet a great chick and suddenly are put in a
situation where you are to explain how you make your money...

How do you explain what you do?

Okay.. maybe that scenario was too easy. Try this.

280 WORKERS NEEDED IN Brunel Hotel

Workers that have the ability to work hard only need to apply and must come from non-criminal origin and must agreed to abide by the hotel..s rules and regulations.

Details needed: Bio-data's of these workers in advance for us to do the shortlist before conduction of interview .Also important they must speak some English during interview.

December 15th

Top 10 Flash Undress Games and Dress Up Games

Recently there comes lots of flash undressing and dressing up games on internet.

Rip YouTube video for all your MP4 devices

Most YouTube fans would like to enjoy their favorite YouTube video on their iPod. Zune, PSP or other MP4 devices. But there is a question which has troubled them for a long time - How to rip YouTube video for these MP4 devices? This guide will resolve all your questions...

December 12th

Wives from NORTH & SOUTH

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

JOKE: Three Hymns

One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He added that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

December 11th

Naming Ceremony

What ur name means....... .. check it out !!

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.

Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) & (Is'nt it GRêT !!)

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : SANDEEP

S - You are very broad-minded.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
E - You are a very exciting person.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.

Top 10 iPhone Games You Never Want to Miss

Apple announced the iPhone on January 9, 2007. Just in the past Q3 in 2008, iPhone has been sold over 7,000,000 units. That is a big user group, and it brings up another big market - iPhone Games.

Even Apple says that it's hope on games. Therefore more and more game developers joined in and lost of new iPhone games released every day.

December 10th

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN.

BY A BHARTIYA MUSLIM

I am a typical Muslim from Mumbai, who is very confused and upset because we are forced to follow and believe of the unrequired and forceful Islamism on us, by various fanatic Muslim religious outfits.

The reason of me writing this way to you is that in India and in Pakistan, majority of the people are living in the same situation, Thanks to our great so called Rehnumas.(Leaders) .

Today I saw your speech regarding the atrocity and dastardly act committed by terrorists from your region in India, you said you will cooperate fully and jointly in the investigations in relate to the terrorist activity in India. That is really good in the gesture and appreciative. But I am thinking of some unanswerable and mutilated questions, as mutilated as our bodies are left after terrorist attacks on us.

December 9th

Sarge Joke

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."