NEW AIRLINE RULES
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locater fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy.
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
There had been and are so many problems India deals with right from internal terrorism to border terrorism then political clashes, strikes, naxalites, communal riots, economical repercussion, external affairs flaws, cost of living, extremist groups using divide and rule strategy, then homicides take over media, game of cricket, then comes a rare Olympic medal, politically sponsored carnage, caste
Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
MONTERREY: Low-calorie food dominated at the wedding reception of Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book ofWorld's fattest man, Mexico's Manuel Uribe, on his way to get married. (AFP Photo) Records. Uribe married his friend's widow in a televised ceremony which the US Discovery Channel dubbed "My Big Fat Mexican Wedding".
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Beware of fake bank websites!! Fraudsters are sending spam e-mails to people posing as banks and force them to click on links that take you to fake websites. The purpose is to decoy customers into revealing their user ids, passwords and PINs. The information thus collected is in turn supplied to fraudsters who commit identity thefts.
To avoid being duped follow these precautions:
Lamps are lit in the evening to welcome the goddess. They are believed to light up Her path.
Lakshmi Puja consists of a combined puja of five deities: Ganesha is worshipped at the beginning of every auspicious act as Vighnaharta; Goddess Lakshmi is worshipped in her three forms - Mahalakshmi (the goddess of wealth and money), Mahasaraswati (the goddess of books and learning), and Mahakali; Kuber (the treasurer of the gods) is also worshipped.
Spread a new cloth on a raised platform. Place a handful of grains in the centre and, on this, place a kalash (pitcher) made of gold, silver, copper, or terracotta. Fill three-fourth of the kalash with water and place a betel nut, a flower, a coin, and some rice grains in it. Arrange five kinds of leaves or mango leaves in the kalash .
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."