1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back "You're under arrest!" For what?
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
New style of writing a love letter :
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love)
and my AIWA (Pure passion).
I always BPL ( Believe in the best) and
you are SANSUI (Better than the best).
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
ASTROLOGY CHOCOLATE GUIDE
ARIES: Chooses the best chocolates for themselves and leaves the leftover's for everyone else.
TAURUS: Likes the chocolates with the soft center.
GEMINI: Chooses their chocolates by pushing their finger in first.
CANCER: Tends to eat their chocolates with a big smile on their face.
LEO: Wants to be in charge of the chocolates.