Here is something to relieve your TENSIONS.........

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai....

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...

Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.

Judge: Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?

Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar: Chakli ka taste bahut hi different hai!
Neighbour: Who chakli nahi, Mosquito coil hai !

Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!