*Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
On.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The
first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to
stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
Quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA*