MARRIAGE UNDER INCOME TAX ACT
If you like a girl, propose her for marriage and follow the following procedure:
1) send a notice u/s 142(1)(ii) to the girl for submiiting her consent over your proposal
2) send a show cause notice u/s 144 to her father to give reason for not marrying her
3) pass the assesment order & raise demand u/s 156
4) if ur father in law does not deposite within due time, he shall be the assesse in default u/s 220
An RCMP officer stops at a ranch in Alberta, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher,'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'The old rancher says,'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying,'Mister,I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.'Reaching into his rear pants pocket,he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land.
No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
Political parties match their symbols ...
Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be
able to afford
Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family
Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.
It's Simple Mathematics, are you a donkey
Simple Equation
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work.
One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He added that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
Q1. Do you love your boyfriend?
a) Yes
b) No
c) I think so.
Q2. Did you answer the earlier question truthfully?
a) Yes
b) No
c) uhhh
Q3. Would you date another guy,if your boyfriend is out of town
for 2
months
a) Yes
b) No
c) Not Sure
Q4. Do you talk about your ex-boyfriend with your current?
a) No
b) Yes,Sometimes
c) Very Often
mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
An inspector with the Agricultural Ministry went to a Farm to carry out inspection. The Farmer receives him, but warns him not to go in the field which he indicated.
"What? Listen Mr. Farmer I am an inspector and I have authority to go anywhere I have to. You see this card?!! This is from the Government itself. It gives me authority!!"With that he strode out to do his inspection.
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.