Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.

From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.

First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Santa Singh.

He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away. Then the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Santa replied, " Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"