Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is
better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances.
Burn the body and bury the ash.