owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests
to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...
called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.

Enjoy this................................**********

Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven

When you pray, you'd get this response:

"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .

You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:

           If you want to make a request - Press 5
           For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works )
           For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you
If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are holding ! Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message:  " Our records show that
you have already prayed once today .
Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any  emergency
assistance, please contact our offshore  Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest temple :-)