She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and
feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of hardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtor's refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paper work. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... including the curtain rods!!
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Great story
Great story !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My husband, along with his UNCLE, and sevreal other married men. Cheated with a........femaile that gave no thought to her husband, and kids or anyone of the other homes she destoryed.....her name is Jenny Keller Vanover, and she is the office manager at Watkins Nursery in Owensboro Ky. (270) 683-5672
Even worse, My husband admitted ALL of his wrong doing.......but Jenny Vanover is going to a SPECIAL place in HELL...for instead of admitting her guilt, and taking her punishement...she accused him of rape. What kind of monster can lie about such a HORRIBLE crime against women. Is there a monster out there worse than her, how does she sleep at night.
For years she told lies on her own husband to want the him she worked with feel sorry for her. She is pure EVIL !!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know how many women saw the game she was playing, and tried to warn these stupid men......but they fell prey to her, and now their families will pay forever.
Jenny Vanover is a horrible person, and I pray for her soul.....wait I can't do that....she has proved she is soul-less by lying about rape. I pray that she will regain her sould, and ask for forgiveness, and tell the truth. All other parties involved are WILLING to take a lie detector test !!!!!!!
Once an innocent man is accused of such a horrible crime, how does he prove his innonce.
to Mrs. L. Watkins
First of all "L" you need to learn proper english and how to spell correctly. Secondly, you need to learn to mind you own business and stop airing other peoples problems on the world-wide web!!! This shows a whole lot about the jobless loser you really, really are. We ALL know your husband(rcw) enjoys having sex with any and all woman but you. LOTS OF US KNOW THAT!!!! He only keeps you around after so many infidelities because he feels sorry for you. He only cares for you as a friend. I KNOW this for a FACT "L". Is it possible that Mrs. Keller-Vanover is not telling the truth...yes, it's possible. Is it possible that Mrs. Keller-Vanover is telling the complete truth... yes, it's possible. For someone who thinks rape is such a terrible crime against women(men too you redneck hillbilly b----.) you sure don't hestitate to humiliate this woman for the world to see!! You are so far beyond ridiculously ignorant for doing this. IF this did happen, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!! And i hope karma(if you dont know the meaning of this word, look it up) really does exist for people like you "L" and this comes around to bite you right in your behind-you need to be taught a lesson about posting peoples names and personal information online- I KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND THE SITUATION SURROUNDING YOUR "FAMILY" THAN YOU KNOW- I SHOULD TYPE IT ALL IN HERE AND STOP REFERRING TO YOU ONLY AS "L". YOU NEED TO BE HUMILIATED TOO. But, you see, I am a bit more of a lady than you. Everyone should be GRATEFUL that you havent had any children. I cant imagine them having to grow up with such an ignorant woman as yourself. Find something productive to do with your life-go to school-get a job and leave everyone else alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you both suck
you both suck
Enough is enough !!!!!!
First correction to your posting: “L” as you refer to her did not make the initial posting. The only thing you and I both agree on is the fact that it never should have occurred. But the mistake was made not by “L”, but by someone who believed they were acting as a friend. Doing what they were unable to talk her into doing herself. She would NEVER even thou it is / was “L’s” business, and she had every right to make a “posting” if she had chosen to do so, she didn’t!! Not because the adultness doesn’t deserve it, but it’s a business web site. That’s NOT her style. (Face to face, or even by phone when people are willing to talk, and don’t hang up). But it doesn’t matter since this post was a BAD mistake by a well meaning friend of both ‘L” and RCW.
You preach as to statements made on the World Wide Web, and the impact they have on peoples lives, how can you call yourself a lady, would a “Lady” not have turned the other cheek, two wrongs don’t make a right, etc? I’m aware of the fact that I’m not behaving in a lady like way at this moment. I should just over look the false statements, and the VERY unnessacery comments made by you in your post, pray for you and go on. I realize, again I should over look your questionable ladylike behavior, because without a doubt you, and your family are suffering from the actions of your sister. I have a sister that is very similar to yours. I love her, but I realize her faults, I have spent a lot of time in the past explaining how her selfish actions impact not only her, but our entire family. It’s not always that they love these married men, sometimes they just get bored with their own lives. (Her words). But praise be to God she has changed, and tries to make her wrongs right. I truly hope you, and your family will find this peace.
You really should verify your information, were ever it may have came from. Multiple corrections need to be made, we can start with your “jobless comment”, and apparently you are unaware of the fact that many jobs can be preformed from home, or pretty much anywhere WIFI is available. And the relationship you describe is not the relationship of this couple, true as much as I love “r c”, he doesn’t deserve “L”, but he DEEPLY loves her. And the keeping her around cause he feels sorry for her, couldn’t be further from the truth. Ask him, and he’ll tell you she’s the best friend he’s ever had. He made a HORRIBLE mistake that he does, and will regret for the rest of his life.
I had to reread your post, to make sure I have your line of thought correct, its true at the time your were under the assumption the first post was written by someone else, (L). Okay so from what you’ve written, you give the impression, that you have No problem with someone cheating on their own spouse, and going after married men. You give no thought or consideration that IF indeed that “post” had been made by who you thought had made it what their mind set may have been. No have NO MERCY for someone that has been betrayed. I hope I’m wrong but you seem to have no problem with adultery, or the effects it has on people. It doesn’t bother you that “JKV” , gave no thought to her actions, and the effect on her family. Selfish acts such as those bother me, taking the time to bring up misspelled words, and improper grammar is VERY PETTY!!!!!!
How small of you to go out of your way to embellish the facts, and try to take the blame off the female who made did this to, how many people do you know that were hurt by her choices?? Why would you make such an effort to cause more pain to “L”? You speak of humiliation, wasn’t that your purpose? You then go as far as to threaten to post “things and surrounding her family.
The comment you made about “everyone should be grateful that children haven’t been born”, I’m not evening going to go there, that was horrible on your part. Nothing you can say can justify that. I won’t mention the trouble someone’s son is in. Oh, whoever supplied you with you information neglected to tell you, “L” was selected to attend CAMI (look it up), and does hold more than one degree. I apologize for our friend making the first posting, it shouldn’t have happen. It doesn’t matter what you believe it wasn’t made by who it appeared to be made by. And say what you will, I won’t comment on anything further you post, and I’ll make certain no one else does. The sad part is ‘L” doesn’t know about this site, and now once again after I tell her, she’ll pay the price for something she had no part in. If you’re the lady you say you are, and you have information you want ‘L” to know, do the decent thing, make a phone call.
I hope ALL those who made selfish choices regret them. And everyone that paid the price for the selfish actions made by others, may you receive apologies. And are shown the actions of someone who truly regrets their causing you pain in anyway.
The REAL Mrs Watkins
I was recently informed of this site, and its postings. This being L Watkins, Mrs. RCW, or La Vita had NOTHING to do with the first posting. I do not know a Jenny Vanover, and neither does my husband or his uncle. I do not appreciate anyone posting, and making it appear “they” are me. I would NEVER do anything as unprofessional as to post any derogatory comments on my husband’s family business site. Nor would I EVER go out of my way to attempt to humiliate ANYONE on the web or in anyway that could possibly cause unjust hurt to someone’s family.
As for the second poster, you are a VERY sad person. You seem to live in some fantasy world where you believe you know me, and my husband. THERE ARE SPECIAL DOCTORS WHO IN TIME CAN HELP YOU!!!!!!
Again I the real L Watkins did not make the first post, and I sincerely hope that no one was hurt in anyway by someone’s cruelty.
LaVita Watkins
Make yourself known
To the cowards making the first 2 posts, make yourself known to me! I would love to tell you face to face exactly how I feel. I love my wife. Anybody with any problems with her or me can contact me. Eagerly waiting..........
Letters from the writers of 90210
Wow, how exciting!!! The show Beverly Hills 90210 really does live on!!!
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