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<p>After the marriage Friday came. They went to the Mikva. Then home to prepare to light the candles.</p>
<p>The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother told me that after the Mikva and before lighting he candles, it's a mitzvah to have sex."</p>
<p>So they did. She lit the candles. He leaned over again and said, "My father told me that after lighting the candles it's good to have sex."</p>
<p>So they did. They went to bed after prayers to get ready for Shabbos. When they awoke he said to her, "My grandmother said that before you go to the synagogue it's a mitzvah to have sex." So they did. After praying all day, they came home to rest, and again he whispers in her ear, "My grandfather says after praying it's a mitzvah to have sex."</p>
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