DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Anonymous

Usefulness of Dad

An inquisitive four-year-old watching too much TV
was learning from the Mom.
Child: Who protects us from bad guys robbing our house?
Mom: The policeman does that honey.
Child: Mom if the house gets fire who saves us?
Mom: The fireman does that dear.
Child: Where does our food come from?
Mom: The farmer brings that dear.

One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city harlot who unfortunately forgot to take her pant from the lawyer's car.

Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came in open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug."

An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends’ and relatives’ homes in other cities decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon.

They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting them. A door opened, Husband and wife looked at each other with a big gasp. Desi always devised their games to get better and more return for their money. The outspoken wife with tacit consent from the husband started blasting at the Bellman.

The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment.

She started blabbering, When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule, My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you. You will hear the pi'pi buzz. You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator.

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible , see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine , whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai , teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.

A Bihari was working in Mumbai & did not meet his wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna .

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this 'Happy event' happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,

"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."