Management

Very nice one - Worth reading

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door on which was written:

'Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym'.

We Haven't Had Any

"We Haven't Had Any"

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of
weeks ago."

Management Lesson

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

The Top 11 Qualities For Success For Entrepreneurs

THE TOP 11 QUALITIES FOR SUCCESS FOR Entrepreneurs

1. Dash and daring:- enterprise is not a chicken hearted.

2. Empathy: -this is ability to put you in some one else’s shoes.

3. Single mindedness: - there will be distraction along the way

4. Resilience: - there will be set backs but success lies in bouncing back.

Self Management

You are responsible for everything that happens in your life. Learn to accept total responsibility for yourself. If you do not manage yourself, then you are letting others have control of your Life. These tips will help "you" manage "you."

Here is a list of things that help you in self management and which will in turn lead you to the path of success: -

A disappointed Salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

Good Moral.... Its decided u cant go against.....

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Portfolio Management

In a do-more-with-less environment, CIOs are put in the position of saying no to new spending ideas. That makes it vital to actively engage the business side in IT planning. You could consider it sharing responsibility for making hard choices; or you could think of it as building a common view of the organization’s priorities.

One way to immerse the business feet first is through portfolio management. Using this process, technology and business leaders identify the goals of the business, and then use objective criteria to prioritize and manage projects to achieve the highest value from the IT portfolio. All projects are viewed in relation to one another, not on a standalone basis. High-risk projects are balanced with low risk, and short term with long term. It follows the same principles as those employed in managing a financial portfolio.

Opportunity Is All Around You

The people that really succeed in the world are the people who look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, they make them.

The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive.
The great opportunity in your life is where you are right now.
Properly perceived, every situation becomes an opportunity for you.

7 Successful Stress Management Techniques

Everyone needs successful stress management techniques. Easy to learn and easy to implement, you can use them for your own stress management or teach them to help others manage theirs.

Manage your stress and be a healthier, happier and more pleasant person to be around. Let’s cut to the chase…

1. Make stress your friend