1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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20. You have enough clothes.
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21. You have too many shoes.
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22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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23. Thank you for reading this.
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Facts
I just dont know what u r looking.........
but if u r saying these things about boys u must think once more.
some of ur facts are just opposite and works on girls tooooooo.
as u said a men cant read a mind, so do the girls too.
girls only read the wallet of a man not the mind or heart.
a guy will never say that u r looking fat, but a girl always ask that "is i m looking FAT"
A man is not a 16 color window, they have many color, but the girls have 16 color eyes.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. y not the headache is bcauz of girls.
WRONG!!!!
okay that is so cruel!!! dude we know when were anoying it's just we like the attention goshh!!! that kinda hurts i think im gonna cry!.... thats how i get attention not by asking if im fat shesh!!! i just exercise and wear clothes that look nice on me!!! gosh!!!! and a headach for 17 months is probley after she has a kid! i take care of 6 kids and none of them are mine!!! i may be young but i do kno how the shit goes down.... think before you talk and i am very opinonaded and i suck at spelling!!!! shesh hehe....
hmm
If this is how guys are then they are not worth it can I just say that we never have too many shoes or clothes.If a girl asks do I look fat its because they are low and they want you to compliment them or you dont pay them enough attention so they are forcing you to look.
AND do you know how many times i have told my BOYFRIEND to ask questions in the commercials!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
u guys need some tips
ahahah man guys think they owe us!!
ahaha yeah those are f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys treat girls like they own us and new flash boys you dont! most of you are cocky,rude,stupid and just plan old guys!!! Us girls will show you that we dont need any of you !!! that why you have your guy friends. like GRRR man guys need alife.!!!!!!!!!!!
damn write
dude guys are just playa's and im sick of thank ful i found a sweetie.... so just keep looking you will find someone.... trust me took me a while but my bro said it was okay for me to date his friend so we're all good now lol.... whicha whicha! so bam just keep looking!!!!! hehe....
You know this is tru
This is very tru and sometimes it makes me sad but y play games the guys dont care... Just say wut you think... Tho they seem to be really sexist.. and hun you havent found a sweetie... u guys r prob broken up by now and if not he will piss you off soon
hypocrite
you call guys cocky thats pretty funny and completely ironic in my sense of viewing it all,
"guys treat girls like they own us and news flash boys you dont" -Crystal
dear crystal,
do you know how fucking hard guys work to find a good down to earth girl that will appreciate him for who he is besides his wallet, muscles, or looks. and by the way your comment was pretty cocky.
"we dont need any of you" - Crystal
thats why the female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
and a tip to both men and woman just go Dutch on the first date (each person pays for themselves) to make sure your not dating a little leech thats gonna suck the hard earned money right out of your pocket
Hypocrite????
Us girls don't need you! We may want you but we don't need you for anything!!! In all honesty what to guys even do for girls besides bitch?!?
wow, thank you. I'm a girl,
wow, thank you. I'm a girl, thank you for your much needed enlightenment. your comment was music to my ears after all this junk.I agree on all counts.
can you say hypocrite
you call guys cocky thats pretty funny and completely ironic in my sense of viewing it all,
"guys treat girls like they own us and news flash boys you dont" -Crystal
dear crystal,
do you know how fucking hard guys work to find a good down to earth girl that will appreciate him for who he is besides his wallet, muscles, or looks. and by the way your comment was pretty cocky.
"we dont need any of you" - Crystal
thats why the female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
and a tip to both men and woman just go Dutch on the first date (each person pays for themselves) to make sure your not dating a little leech thats gonna suck the hard earned money right out of your pocket
While I agree with some of
While I agree with some of your comment (Actually most since the other people on here are acting like idiots) I feel that we all need to take a deeper look into what is going on with gender roles these days. We have lost respect for each other to the point of almost hating each other. Where is the fun in that? Males and Females were made to compliment each other which makes us all imperfect. We were not meant to verbally beat each other with some kind of crap superiority. So ladies, next time you say that all guys are stupid, take a minute to think about all of the wonderful things they do (if you can't apply that to the man you are thinking of that doesn't mean that all men suck). And men, appreciate the women in your life for their beauty and their (usually unadmitted) fragility. It can be seen in all of us. I think we would all be a happier bunch of people if we took the time each day to be thankful for our differences. If we were all the same then we'd all be boring.
CMA
while i agree with some of
ya u r true.no one in this world is perfect.we have to make ourself perfect.evryone in this world is selfish for their own need.so lets stop blaming to each other.everyone no birth of a human is the proccess of guys and girls...
HAHA YEA U ARE RIGHT ON THAT!
HAHA YEA U ARE RIGHT ON THAT!
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dang ya all !!! u guys need some tips abou girls !!!!!!!i am alive
girl who thinks guys think they own girls.
no most boys arn't cocky and rude.
you just obviously don't cotch with any nice guys lol.
girls dont need guys?
my girlfriends says different.
so do a lot of girls i know.
you cant have heterosexual sex with your "guy friends".
guy friends are not there to listen to your problems and to spend hours talking to about nothing, or to go out and watch the stars with.
guy friends are for laughing at sexist jokes with, playing football. having a drink with etc. which funnily enough girls can do too.
plus without guys, you wouldn't ever "dress up" to go out, cos there would be no one there to pull.
not all guys are arse holes and im sorry you havnt met any nice ones.
but about the actual thing...omdz that is jokes.
That is Funny!
I think, that is soooo true! When it comes to my boyfriend, I know he woulc rather me talk during commercials! And what is really funny, is the color thing.. that is so true. And I am not sure why girls say do I look fat? Cause any smart guy knows that there is only one answer for that question. lol.. Cause no guy is going to be like, yea honey your love handles are sticking out a bit, lol... So your right... if you think you look fat, don't keep on about it, do something about it, lol..
Hello
Excuse me some of those are offending, and stupid, and yeah most of them are true, I would change some of them.
You need to understand
Hell, im a girl and i know that most of these are true. yeah some of them may not be nice but hey thats the way the world works. some guys may be the exception, just as some gals may be the exception to the whole "what men should know about girls" most guys are simple creatures. trust me i know i lived in a house full of men growing up. this stuff happens.
so please ladies, get off your high horse and realize these (maybe not all of them) are somewhere close to the truth
Nothing is simple
Guys or girls, Humans arent simple creatures. we all have a mind and an ability to think,.
oh wow that was funny. im a
oh wow that was funny. im a girl and i must admit that was funny and a little bit mean.lmao
Ridiculous.
Whoever wrote this has some very misconceived notions of both men and women. Firstly not all women think they are fat, enjoy annoying men for attention or are mindless fools. Not all men are egotistical and selfish and yes some of them do enjoy actual conversations. By the way not all girls have too many shoes and are obsessed with there wardrobes and there body image and not all men are only interested in sports and tv. My advice to those of you who are is: Women: no one is going to love you until you love yourself, stop looking for attention do something to deserve it and stop treating men like they are there to do your every bidding, they are people who enjoy being the center of attention every once in a while. Men: stop treating women like you don't care whether or not they're there, because if the woman is worth anything she will leave you and not put up with your shit, try to realize that meaningful relationship the kind with love and trust ( and fantastic sex, whenever you want it) are worth the effort and the work. I really dislike that you have over generalized both sexes. Broaden your minds people, if you don't I'm afraid you'll never really find a life worth living.
Every Mind is a World
There's not such a thing as "right's" or "wrongs". As Albert Einstein stated, everything is relative, and so is human mind, what might be true or right to you can be completely different to someone else. I am an example of it because I would actually love to go out and watch the stars and/or be there to listen to your problems and about spending hours talking to about nothing can be arranged :) some guys are really open minded to a certain point. I am one of them. I hope this clarifies your doubts.
WOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!
man, i love you already!
i agree with what you say because everything is relative
its all in your head and what you make of it
I'm one of these guys
I'm one of these guys too..
tbh i think ur all taking this a bit over board... Its a fuckin post on the internet, almost nothing on the internet is true
but i have to admit its funny as haha
I HAVE TO GREE WITH THAT
..well guys, if you really mean what you just have posted, i really have to agree thaat you guys guys are not yet in love....
brouhaha..
these comments are perfect
these comments are perfect and they sum one thing up which is pretty much what this whole list was about: men and women will never be on the same track. proof is right there written and discussed by all of you! ironic
oh my god, guys. ahaha stop
oh my god, guys. ahaha stop taking it so seriously, it's a joke you know. :p
HAHA!!! I am a girl and I thought it was FUNNY!
"I am in shape. Round IS a shape!" HAHA!!! FUNNY!!!!! GOOD ONE! Some of ya'll need to take a joke and chill~ Like the person said right there! But I do have a comment--- "7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor." WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!??!!?!?!? HOW MUCH STUFF HAVE YOU BEEN THREW?!?!? and " If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
" THATS SAD!!!! ComE ON you could be ALITTLE NICER!!!!!!!!!!!!! OkaY welll.... I am going to eat now ... <.< MUHAHAHA!!!
I will never talk to ya'll again I bet so... Remember "3. Crying is blackmail." HAHAHAH!!!! BIBI
that means that you know how
that means that you know how people are always complaining about having a headache well it means they need to go see a doctor
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