1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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20. You have enough clothes.
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21. You have too many shoes.
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22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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23. Thank you for reading this.
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Facts
I just dont know what u r looking.........
but if u r saying these things about boys u must think once more.
some of ur facts are just opposite and works on girls tooooooo.
as u said a men cant read a mind, so do the girls too.
girls only read the wallet of a man not the mind or heart.
a guy will never say that u r looking fat, but a girl always ask that "is i m looking FAT"
A man is not a 16 color window, they have many color, but the girls have 16 color eyes.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. y not the headache is bcauz of girls.
WRONG!!!!
okay that is so cruel!!! dude we know when were anoying it's just we like the attention goshh!!! that kinda hurts i think im gonna cry!.... thats how i get attention not by asking if im fat shesh!!! i just exercise and wear clothes that look nice on me!!! gosh!!!! and a headach for 17 months is probley after she has a kid! i take care of 6 kids and none of them are mine!!! i may be young but i do kno how the shit goes down.... think before you talk and i am very opinonaded and i suck at spelling!!!! shesh hehe....
hmm
If this is how guys are then they are not worth it can I just say that we never have too many shoes or clothes.If a girl asks do I look fat its because they are low and they want you to compliment them or you dont pay them enough attention so they are forcing you to look.
AND do you know how many times i have told my BOYFRIEND to ask questions in the commercials!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
u guys need some tips
ahahah man guys think they owe us!!
ahaha yeah those are f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys treat girls like they own us and new flash boys you dont! most of you are cocky,rude,stupid and just plan old guys!!! Us girls will show you that we dont need any of you !!! that why you have your guy friends. like GRRR man guys need alife.!!!!!!!!!!!
damn write
dude guys are just playa's and im sick of thank ful i found a sweetie.... so just keep looking you will find someone.... trust me took me a while but my bro said it was okay for me to date his friend so we're all good now lol.... whicha whicha! so bam just keep looking!!!!! hehe....
You know this is tru
This is very tru and sometimes it makes me sad but y play games the guys dont care... Just say wut you think... Tho they seem to be really sexist.. and hun you havent found a sweetie... u guys r prob broken up by now and if not he will piss you off soon
hypocrite
you call guys cocky thats pretty funny and completely ironic in my sense of viewing it all,
"guys treat girls like they own us and news flash boys you dont" -Crystal
dear crystal,
do you know how fucking hard guys work to find a good down to earth girl that will appreciate him for who he is besides his wallet, muscles, or looks. and by the way your comment was pretty cocky.
"we dont need any of you" - Crystal
thats why the female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
and a tip to both men and woman just go Dutch on the first date (each person pays for themselves) to make sure your not dating a little leech thats gonna suck the hard earned money right out of your pocket
Hypocrite????
Us girls don't need you! We may want you but we don't need you for anything!!! In all honesty what to guys even do for girls besides bitch?!?
can you say hypocrite
you call guys cocky thats pretty funny and completely ironic in my sense of viewing it all,
"guys treat girls like they own us and news flash boys you dont" -Crystal
dear crystal,
do you know how fucking hard guys work to find a good down to earth girl that will appreciate him for who he is besides his wallet, muscles, or looks. and by the way your comment was pretty cocky.
"we dont need any of you" - Crystal
thats why the female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
and a tip to both men and woman just go Dutch on the first date (each person pays for themselves) to make sure your not dating a little leech thats gonna suck the hard earned money right out of your pocket
burpppppppppp
dang ya all !!! u guys need some tips abou girls !!!!!!!i am alive
girl who thinks guys think they own girls.
no most boys arn't cocky and rude.
you just obviously don't cotch with any nice guys lol.
girls dont need guys?
my girlfriends says different.
so do a lot of girls i know.
you cant have heterosexual sex with your "guy friends".
guy friends are not there to listen to your problems and to spend hours talking to about nothing, or to go out and watch the stars with.
guy friends are for laughing at sexist jokes with, playing football. having a drink with etc. which funnily enough girls can do too.
plus without guys, you wouldn't ever "dress up" to go out, cos there would be no one there to pull.
not all guys are arse holes and im sorry you havnt met any nice ones.
but about the actual thing...omdz that is jokes.
That is Funny!
I think, that is soooo true! When it comes to my boyfriend, I know he woulc rather me talk during commercials! And what is really funny, is the color thing.. that is so true. And I am not sure why girls say do I look fat? Cause any smart guy knows that there is only one answer for that question. lol.. Cause no guy is going to be like, yea honey your love handles are sticking out a bit, lol... So your right... if you think you look fat, don't keep on about it, do something about it, lol..
Hello
Excuse me some of those are offending, and stupid, and yeah most of them are true, I would change some of them.
You need to understand
Hell, im a girl and i know that most of these are true. yeah some of them may not be nice but hey thats the way the world works. some guys may be the exception, just as some gals may be the exception to the whole "what men should know about girls" most guys are simple creatures. trust me i know i lived in a house full of men growing up. this stuff happens.
so please ladies, get off your high horse and realize these (maybe not all of them) are somewhere close to the truth
Ridiculous.
Whoever wrote this has some very misconceived notions of both men and women. Firstly not all women think they are fat, enjoy annoying men for attention or are mindless fools. Not all men are egotistical and selfish and yes some of them do enjoy actual conversations. By the way not all girls have too many shoes and are obsessed with there wardrobes and there body image and not all men are only interested in sports and tv. My advice to those of you who are is: Women: no one is going to love you until you love yourself, stop looking for attention do something to deserve it and stop treating men like they are there to do your every bidding, they are people who enjoy being the center of attention every once in a while. Men: stop treating women like you don't care whether or not they're there, because if the woman is worth anything she will leave you and not put up with your shit, try to realize that meaningful relationship the kind with love and trust ( and fantastic sex, whenever you want it) are worth the effort and the work. I really dislike that you have over generalized both sexes. Broaden your minds people, if you don't I'm afraid you'll never really find a life worth living.
Every Mind is a World
There's not such a thing as "right's" or "wrongs". As Albert Einstein stated, everything is relative, and so is human mind, what might be true or right to you can be completely different to someone else. I am an example of it because I would actually love to go out and watch the stars and/or be there to listen to your problems and about spending hours talking to about nothing can be arranged :) some guys are really open minded to a certain point. I am one of them. I hope this clarifies your doubts.
WOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!
man, i love you already!
i agree with what you say because everything is relative
its all in your head and what you make of it
I HAVE TO GREE WITH THAT
..well guys, if you really mean what you just have posted, i really have to agree thaat you guys guys are not yet in love....
brouhaha..
these comments are perfect
these comments are perfect and they sum one thing up which is pretty much what this whole list was about: men and women will never be on the same track. proof is right there written and discussed by all of you! ironic
oh my god, guys. ahaha stop
oh my god, guys. ahaha stop taking it so seriously, it's a joke you know. :p
HAHA!!! I am a girl and I thought it was FUNNY!
"I am in shape. Round IS a shape!" HAHA!!! FUNNY!!!!! GOOD ONE! Some of ya'll need to take a joke and chill~ Like the person said right there! But I do have a comment--- "7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor." WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!??!!?!?!? HOW MUCH STUFF HAVE YOU BEEN THREW?!?!? and " If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
" THATS SAD!!!! ComE ON you could be ALITTLE NICER!!!!!!!!!!!!! OkaY welll.... I am going to eat now ... <.< MUHAHAHA!!!
I will never talk to ya'll again I bet so... Remember "3. Crying is blackmail." HAHAHAH!!!! BIBI
that means that you know how
that means that you know how people are always complaining about having a headache well it means they need to go see a doctor
redick
whoever wrote this is crazy, like fer real? you are a real asshole, and probably only think about yourself all the time. most guys arent this selfish. so dont give advice you have no knowledge about.
"thank you for reading this"
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HAHAHA shitt, half of these are true, but half arnt. or could be said nicer... all guys arnt liek that so think again.
This is pointless. everyone
This is pointless. everyone is different, different point of view, etc.
My my my.
While some of these might be true, I think this is all too selfish. I mean we girls would turn off our favorite TV show if you want to talk about your problem or anything, and we got to talk during the commercials? That's just harsh.
Then you go on saying how you don't need directions, well you know what I'll take the directions out of your hands and you can just get lost. No girl has too many shoes, if she does then she's rich.
Ok here are a little bit of facts about us girls.
-We don't like when you flirt with other girls especially when you're around us, but we do like when she flirts with you and you don't do shit about that. Shows how much you truly love the girl you're with.
-Most of us don't even read stupid magazines and go with the so called "latest fashion"
-We like when guys smile, or when they just look at us. Makes us wonder what you're thinking about.
-Open the door for her.
-always pay, and YES we DO feel bad, but makes us feel like we're with a man who can at least take care of some stuff
-don't wine about going to watch a romantic movie with us, because you know we will watch action/scary movies with you anytime
-write her a song on her birthday and give her flowers
-we like long hugs(at least I do, makes me feel like the guy really cares about me, and when you get the "double hug" then that means he really does, I once got a triple hug, one of the best feelings in my life )lol
-its sexy when a guy cooks
-we hate when your shirt is wrinkled and you look messy, even though your clothes are clean
-just be yourself, and if she really cares about you she'll have you for who you are not what you could be.
And I think the whole "do i look fat" is also annoying, but sometimes we don't feel confident and we need a person to tell us we look good.
I totally agree with your
I totally agree with your list!!!
this is so true. i
this is so true. i definitely agree with you.
hahahaha i love it.
hahahaha i love it.
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