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23 facts about Guys every Girls should know
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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20. You have enough clothes.
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21. You have too many shoes.
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22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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23. Thank you for reading this.
(159) Comments
Good stuff! Thanks
So funny!
I have never seen yet that post as it before i appreciate your post
I know plenty of guys that are the TOTAL opposites, whoever wrote this has no life and is putting down the male population and making guys seem AWFUL!
He ! u need some training to know about u too
GIRLS superior than u boys
Why is this article saying that? SO BAD! Not all of guys have those, although maybe some have. And..., even we have..., not all of these 23 bad things which are not factual. Ok? Glad to see you write the comments.
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Your post have the information that is help full and very informative. I would like you to keep up the good work.
You know how to make your post understandable for most of the people.
Thumbs up and Thanks.
What do a guy means when he says "as long as you"re happy i'm ok". I wanna know he's saying that because he doesn't care about me or he just want me to be happy. Also, how do they feel when they say that. (:
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I can see how these 23 jokes are funny, although they are quite spiced with sexism, but there is something I can really relate to. Obvious hints. I feel like whenever I contact the guy I like, I'm too obvious. I never seem to learn how poorly developed guys are in hinting, haha. But after this I just might.
Thats Why I Hate Dateing !! Guys Are Soo FUCKING Jacked Up Not All But ALot And Who Ever Made This SERIOUSLY Needs To Get A Life Because Not All Guys Are Like That! Only You! Get Some Medication If Your Like This Then Because Your One Shiitty Guy!
"We don't need you for anything"
I assume your around 6 because otherwise you'd know it takes a male and female to make a baby
You are absolutely right. these facts are true..
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
That's very true!!! LOL!
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hahahaha this is really cool! you made my day! :-DDDDDD
I loled at no.22
hahahhaha :DDDDDDD i am a girl and i find this hilarious! you're so right! women are like that ... see this is the only thing women should know about men: tell you you're always right. :) and everything will be just fine!
The female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
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