1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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20. You have enough clothes.
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21. You have too many shoes.
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22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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23. Thank you for reading this.
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Honestly, I think if people
Honestly, I think if people are going to argue about something stupid like this, you shouldn't even be on this page. Some of these may be true, but do you really need to look this up to know it? Figure it out yourself. It's not that hard. And to all girls reading this, if you do think you're fat, do something about it. Don't sit there complaining about it to anyone. They most likely don't care, or they will be nice and try not to offend you.
good work!!
guyz awesome work..
the negative comments are obviously from girls.. keep it up.. i think u should add 1 more saying " when we speak right, they will always have a problem".
trust me its true and whatever you have written.. i support you.. dont listen to any bull shit.. your work is good.
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I reallii agreee with hypocryte....lv ya... i wud date u anytime...xX
The female population spends
The female population spends billions and billions of dollars on makeup every year, more so then the average family spends on food, and the amount of time it takes to for a woman to get ready is ridiculous, for any guys out there who plan on taking a woman out to dinner make sure you give her like 2 1/2 to 3 hours to before you have to be there.
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ROFL
I loved that :P and I'm a girl and I totally understand where it's coming from if I was a guy I'd be cheering right now XD
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
LMFAO XD genius
You're right
To the point, and funny. And if you're going to leave a comment learn how to type, and you don't need 20 exclamation points to show that you're upset.
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This is why you're going to die alone, you think you don't need us, you think you know everything, you are so wrong.
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